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		<title>NATO</title>
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		<title>Dance</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 12:49:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  From: SIMON CORDALL &#60;xxxx.xxxx@btinternet.com&#62; To: info@bfkm.de Sent: Saturday, 14 November, 2009 19:07:02 Subject: International Dance World Cup &#8211; British Entry Dear Sirs, I was reviewing your excellent website, featuring details of next year&#8217;s International Dance World Cup, and was disappointed to note that there was no indication that Britain had yet to submit an [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cordallius.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11002280&amp;post=74&amp;subd=cordallius&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Movies</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 12:43:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: SIMON CORDALL &#60;xxxx.xxxx@btinternet.com&#62; To: foxmovies@fox.com Sent: Tuesday, 1 December, 2009 23:04:01 Subject: X Men: The Next Generation After This Generation Now Dear Fox Movie Corporation, How are you? I was in town earlier, (I was grocery shopping) and I was thinking about the X Men movies and everything. They’re great, aren’t they? I love [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cordallius.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11002280&amp;post=67&amp;subd=cordallius&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Daily Mail</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 12:10:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: SIMON CORDALL &#60;xxxx.xxxx@btinternet.com&#62; To: letters@dailymail.co.uk Sent: Thursday, 5 November, 2009 15:35:05 Subject: Some Thoughts on the Current Situation Dear Daily Mail, My wife and I were watching television, (or ‘gogglebox’ as we call it in our house!) when a rather distressing charity appeal for Dogs Trust was broadcast. The appeal in question was voiced [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cordallius.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11002280&amp;post=54&amp;subd=cordallius&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Mime</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:54:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ From: SIMON CORDALL  xxxx.xxxx@btinternet.com&#62; To: xxxx@easynet.co.uk Sent: Thursday, 15 October, 2009 2:58:26 PM Subject: Mime Artist &#8211; Query Dear London International Mime Festival, . . . . . . . (I think we both know what I&#8217;m saying). Best regards, Simon S. Cordall From: Helen Lannaghan &#60;xxxx@easynet.co.uk&#62; To: SIMON CORDALL &#60;xxxx.xxxx@btinternet.com&#62; Sent: Thursday, 15 October, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cordallius.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11002280&amp;post=45&amp;subd=cordallius&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>(More) Beauty</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 16:48:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[acFrom: SIMON CORDALL &#60;xxxx.xxxx@btinternet.com&#62; To: tamara@beautyinprague.com Sent: Wednesday, 14 October, 2009 4:00:20 PM Subject: Elective Surgery &#8211; Addendum Dear Beauty in Prague, I refer to my correspondence of 1st October, ( Elective Surgery &#8211; Enquiry) and am disappointed that I have yet to hear from you on this matter. However, whilst my disappointment over the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cordallius.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11002280&amp;post=28&amp;subd=cordallius&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>World Records</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 17:07:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Summary Claim Details You may want to keep a copy of these details for your reference. If any information is incorrect, please use the Previous Button to go back and amend the details. Claim Title: Longest Time To Remember A Song You Had Forgotten Country: United Kingdom City/Town/Village: PRESTON Date of attempt: 14/ 09/ 2009 [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cordallius.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11002280&amp;post=16&amp;subd=cordallius&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ventriloquism</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 19:17:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: SIMON CORDALL &#60;xxxx.xxxx@btinternet.com&#62; To: ventriloquists@hotmail.com Sent: Monday, 24 August, 2009 5:49:32 PM Subject: Joining and Stuff! Hola! How are you? More importantly, how are you and your marvellous organisation? Though that&#8217;s not to underestimate how important you are. Anyway, I was looking through your website, (you really need more stuff on there, you know) [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cordallius.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11002280&amp;post=9&amp;subd=cordallius&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Beauty</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:58:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I noticed a few physical deficiencies upon and around my person, so decided to contact a highly reputable and distinguished clinic to see if they might help and assist. From: SIMON CORDALL To: tamara@beautyinprague.com Sent: Thursday, 1 October, 2009 1:37:46 PM Subject: Elective Surgery &#8211; Enquiry Dear Beauty in Prague, I was greatly hoping that [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cordallius.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11002280&amp;post=3&amp;subd=cordallius&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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